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OH MY JESUS!!!!!

Sat Dec 12, 2009, 12:34 AM
I just saw the most awesome movie ever and I'm so excited I had to share it with you!!

It's called RAW FORCE and it's a seventies grindhouse flick. I'll try to detail the levels of awesomeness as clearly as I can:

An evil German and his gang who look like they walked off out of Final Fight kidnap women from oriental whore houses and trade them for baskets of jade to a group of monks on an island called Warriors Island. The monks cook and eat the women to give themselves enough magical power to raise and command the zombies of ancient Japanese warriors that were buried on the island.

A boat with three American karate instructors, a Bruce Lee looking Chinese chef, and a female SWAT officer, plus other assorted characters, is going to Warriors Island on a visit, but the German's gang doesn't want them to find out about their operation so they attack the boat. Lots of fighting ensues and the boat is set on fire and explodes. The main characters float on a raft and make it to Warriors Island anyway, so the gang goes back to the island and everyone has a shootout with machine guns and a bazooka in a cemetery.

The good guys beat the bad guys and meet the monks, who force them to fight their warrior zombies. Some people get eaten by piranhas, the good guys steal the German's plane, a bunch of zombies die, and stuff explodes.

Also this movie is chock full of Skinamax-quality T&A. In fact this movie is nothing but sex and action. I know it sounds like I just made all this up. In fact I wish I had, I'd be fucking proud of myself. This movie is real, and the best part is that it's on a DVD that's not even remotely digitally enhanced. In fact I'm pretty sure it was recorded from a bootleg VHS tape. It just makes it better. I'm so happy right now I could cry. And I just wanted to share that with everyone.

UPDATE

YouTube has the entire damn movie up on it in one video! Go watch this thing RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

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Deric

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: ABBA
  • Reading: The Carnivals of Life and Death
  • Watching: RAW FORCE
  • Playing: Tekken 6
  • Eating: popcorn chicken
  • Drinking: coke

DANCE MAGIC DANCE!!!

Mon Nov 30, 2009, 8:38 PM
Who wins in a "West Side Story" style song-fight between

Jack the Pumpkin King (Danny Elfman)

vs.

The Goblin King from Labyrinth (David Bowie)

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  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Dance Magic Dance!
  • Reading: Batman
  • Watching: old blaxploitation flix
  • Playing: Tekken 6
  • Eating: pastromi sammich
  • Drinking: diet dr. pepper

Are we ready?

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 5:24 PM
My question is a simple one, but it requires that we momentarily make a pretty big assumption; that being, that intelligent extra-terrestrial life exists, and has been in contact with Earth, and that the American government has known about it for at least sixty years.

I'm sure most if not all of you are familiar with the old tales of Roswell, Area 51, the military cover-up of the discovery of crashed UFO debris and alien bodies, etc. But the story grows much larger and stranger from that point. Many cospiracy theorists and ufologists point to a document written by someone at the Brookings Instititute in 1960-61, which they believe provides the intellectual backbone to a popular belief that knowledge of a technologically superior alien race would cause havoc in our society. At the time it was thought that the world's major religions would face direct challenges to their fundamental premises, that scientists would be confounded by knowledge of vastly advanced technologies and theories, and that people in general would just feel awful. The report was submitted to the House of Representatives in 1961 and the theorists believe the government used this report as vindication to keep any and all evidence of intelligent E.T. life secret from the common people. The claims that the report explicitly advises the keeping of government secrets may be exaggerated. Here's a link to a Wikipedia article about the report: [link]

But others who believe in extra terrestrials are concerned about the safety of Earthlings. In 1999 a non-governmental organization in France used the expertise of high ranking officers and officials of the French government and military to create something called the COMETA report [link] . In the report, these officials conclude that about 5% of observable UFO activity was best explained as extra-terrestrial technology, which could certainly pose a military threat considering the implications of their incredible abilities. The report also accuses the American government of a massive cover-up of evidence for extra-terrestrials. In Mexico, there are so many UFO sightings that I can't even begin to supply sufficient links for all of them. Just Google Mexico and UFO and you'll find plenty to keep you occupied. But one point of particular interest is a press release in 2004 by the Mexican Department of Defense, in which they released what they believed to be video of a flap of UFOs that was captured by infrared cameras on a Merlin C26 during a drug-surveillance mission. This made a big splash in media around the world for a short while. But when the Department of Defense for any country releases this kind of information, you know they're at the very least perplexed, if not downright worried. Here's a link to a story about that: [link]

I could go on for twenty journals about different writings and videos on UFOs, but the question I wanted to raise for you guys is, do you think the people of Earth would be ready for full disclosure of extra-terrestrial life by the major governments? Do you think most people would be OK with it, or do you think it would change everything? Consider the implications. For certain religious people this could be a devastating blow, to know that there are other intelligent beings in the cosmos that were never accounted for in their holy books. Would it throw a monkey wrench in their most basic beliefs? Maybe, but maybe not. Check out this story [link] and read about how even the Vatican is now not only saying that aliens may exist, but that they should be considered as cosmic brothers. I don't know how other religions outside of Catholicism would officially react to the news. But even if they were all cool with it, you'd still have a ton of people freaking out and expecting "Independence Day" to happen.

If you don't have an opinion on how the world in general would react, then how would you react to this kind of news? Now I'm not talking about the nuts and weirdos coming out and saying this, I'm talking Barack Hussein Obama getting on Fox, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and yeah, even MSNBC and saying, in no uncertain terms, that intelligent, extra-terrestrial life exists, and the government has known about it for decades. There may be a couple extra tidbits thrown in, like "and we've been working with several different species on above-top-secret projects for years," etc. Would this be cause for elation? Would you drop a brick in your pants? I'm just wondering. An additional question would be, do you actually think something like this really IS going on? I would't be at all surprised, but then again I'm a UFO nut anyway.

Deric

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Dethklok
  • Reading: Prince Valiant
  • Watching: UFO footage
  • Playing: Tekken 6
  • Eating: turkey
  • Drinking: sweet tea

What Does Heaven Look Like?

Mon Nov 23, 2009, 9:31 PM
Now to start with, I'm not religious, so don't take this question as some kind of attempt to convert you toward anything. But even if you're the most hardcore atheist on the planet, at some point in your life you must have developed some kind of mental picture of what Heaven is supposed to look like. And if you are religious, maybe you have an even stronger mental image. Maybe not, I don't know.

I've heard people say that there's an mansion for everyone waiting for them in Heaven. Most of the time I hear the old story that it's whatever you want it to be. When filtered through the minds of my more perverted friends, this usually becomes something more devilish than angelic. I guess for me, the most basic idea I have for heaven is that it looks kinda like Care-A-Lot from the old Care Bears cartoon. Just big colorful houses, maybe a golden gate, sitting atop a bunch of puffy clouds. That's why I think the Care Bears are really a lower form of seraphim or cherubim that somehow got left out of the Old Testament.

In all seriousness though, whether you are a true believer in any religion that attests to some idea of an afterlife paradise or not, I'd like to know what you believe heaven does, or is supposed to look like. And if you're gonna be on-the-fence and indecisive about it, at least give a good explanation for it.

Deric

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Mastadon
  • Reading: Prince Valiant
  • Watching: The Littles
  • Playing: Tekken 6
  • Eating: deep dish pizza
  • Drinking: Coke

Take this, DeviantArt!!

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 7:33 PM
Sorry I haven't been too active up here lately. I'm still working on long-term projects, very slowly, none of which I'm at liberty to upload to here anytime soon. But I can at least asplode your faces with my crazy video links!

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Now this next one comes with an assignment: find someone who is entirely unfamiliar with either Onepiece, or the music video this is based on, show it to them, and record their reactions. Or if you are such a person, record your own reactions and give it to me. This video is the king of WTF:

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And for some point of reference, here's the original video it's based on:

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These next two also come with an assignment. The first link is a collection of 80s cartoon opening based on movies, which is pretty fun stuff by itself. But be careful to take note of the sequence during the Karate Kid opening at 1:53 into the video.

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Next, take note of what's happening at 1:01 into this opening sequence to the old Sherlock Holmes anime:

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Tell me what you see!

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Polyphonic Spree
  • Reading: Buck Rogers comics
  • Watching: YouTube randomness
  • Playing: Tekken 6
  • Eating: sweet n sour chicken
  • Drinking: Coke

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